Dirty Works

Here are a few bits and pieces I’ve penned for love for money, still buzzing quietly in the glowing cerulean haze of under-trafficked webservers…

WAS ANDY KAUFMAN THE GREATEST WRESTLER WHO EVER LIVED?

The greatest feature story about wrestling since Richard Melzer’s last great feature story about wrestling.
“Loved To Be Hated”

Liner notes from “Dirty Shirt Rock & Roll”

Liner notes from “The Stooges”

MAHLER TAKES MANHATTAN

A classic dodge: take a gig writing about Mahler and spend the entire article ragging on Pink Floyd.

New York Press

I MISS MY GRANDMA, SHE HATED GEORGE BUSH, I MEAN SHE REALLY HATED HIM

Probably the most popular thing I ever wrote.

Jewcy

Toxic Schlock

The original GG Allin story from Screw mag circa 1987. An early classic.

Screw

Large-Hearted Boy Playlist

Turn Shower Time into Fun Time!
Large Hearted Boy

Sylvaire Lotringer interview

Good end-of-world intellectualism. Will make you want to throw away your cell phone.

Index Magazine